This image is not really what she was looking for, so hopefully she won't mind if I post it.
A collateral image from a request from the supremely talented, ever-inspiring, community-supporting, all around awesome gal; *Tasastock
. If you are not familiar with her incredible work, please send me Google Map directions to the part of the hinterlands whence you hail.
There, now go see more of her fantastic gallery.
** DISCLAIMER **
No disclaimer, 'cause it's just too silly for one. If I had to guess I'd say the only way a person could end up in this pose would be to be surprised by very large Harpies whilst sleepwalking across the deck of a freighter, returning from the galley where he had just filched a turkey sandwich.