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In case you've ever wondered...

Fri Jan 16, 2009, 8:37 PM
...although I can't for the life of me imagine why you would have.

In some circles getting tagged has an entirely different meaning, and since ~Nemesis-19 sent this my way, and seeing as he's a guy who gets that reference, I figured what the heck.

1. What’s your crush?
My wife. (I am also fond of coffee, climbing things, and books; but these are on an entirely different scale)


2. What’s you favorite movie?
Blade Runner


3. What’s your biggest fear?
Seeing it coming and, for whatever reason, not being able to do a damn thing about it.


4. What’s your dream?
That my daughters will grow up to be happy, strong and in charge of their own destinies.


5. What’s your hobby?
It's either everything I do, or I don't have one; can't quite decide which, though.


6. What would you do if you won 1 million?
Put it where I could get to it if needed, and where it would do a little good in the mean time.


7. What’s your real name?
Jade


8. What’s your favorite anime?
Sailor Moon! (Actually, that's what *SenshiStock told me to say. I have no idea.)


9. What’s the funniest joke you ever heard?
"If I'm not back in five minutes...wait another five minutes."


10. Where are you right now?
My office.


11. Ever wondered how it would be to be the opposite sex?
Not seriously.


12. What would you do if you where?
See if I could get someone to give me some free french fries. (I don't imagine you'll get that.)


13. Do you like yaoi/yuri?
Sounds like what I say when I drop something on my toe, so no.


14. Have you been abroad?
Yes. (Only because ~Nemesis-19 already used my joke.)


15. Have you ever spied on someone before?
Yes, I used to own a private investigations firm.


16. Do you think you are better than every one else?
No, but I am shorter than everyone else, so that counts for something.


17. Have you ever dressed like a guy/girl before
This question is worded strangely. I dress like a guy daily, but, unlike Wallace, I have never dressed like a girl. (Unless you consider a kilt to be "girl dressing", in which case we will have to have a conversation.)


Something new, and entirely DIFFERENT, soon...

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Jade's Stock Photo Request Policy:
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As of March 2008, the only stock photos I will produce will be requests. If you need something specific for a project, I'd love to hear your pitch. To clarify, I'm not looking for ideas (I've got plenty of those), I am interested in collaborating with serious artists who need specific images or references. Please see this journal entry for complete details: [link]

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The rule of thumb with my stock is: (Almost) No Rules. Do whatever non-commercial thing you want with them. If you need them to help you make a little scratch that's great, just contact me so we can work something out. Thank you.

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:iconlindowyn-stock:
I am tempted to answer these :sherlock: but I think most people already know the answers to them. :D We need to skype conference soon! *dancingemlin made an account. :thumbsup:
:iconthearcher777:
YAY! SAILOR MOON IS MY FAVOURITE TOO!!! Hehehe....

And it does not surprise me in the least that you used to own a private investigations firm. In fact, I think I would be disappointed if you didn't!!!!

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"On your tombstone it will say 'always in the wrong place at the wrong time'."
"How about 'Yippe-kay-ay mutherfu-'{gunshot}."
:iconjademacalla:
For some reason that made me laugh! There were some interesting times, but for the most part nothing like most people think. We didn't even do any domestic work, but it was still pretty ugly.

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:iconsnak-stock:
Way to call me out sir. ;)

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Stock rulez:
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:iconthearcher777:
LOL! Happy to have made you laugh! It sounds like you have some interesting stories from that business venture!!! Entirely confidential I'm sure? I couldn't entice you to share some foooooor cookies, say? :eyes:

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"On your tombstone it will say 'always in the wrong place at the wrong time'."
"How about 'Yippe-kay-ay mutherfu-'{gunshot}."
:iconjademacalla:
Oh yes we do. As a matter of fact there is something cool in the works that I think you may be interested in (other than PORTFOLIO, of course; just let me know if you all are in a position to talk about that. How did the move go, by the way?). More soon, and keep your sleuth hat on.

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:iconjademacalla:
Shouldn't you be in school, young man? :D

If the dress fits...

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:iconjademacalla:
Maybe in a more secure setting. :D Actually, very few things either exciting or nefarious, although there were a couple interesting arson cases....

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:iconkalran:
good choice blade runner has got to be one of the best scifi movies ever

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I literally just baked some today. :D
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