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Coffee and Bullets for Breakfast Club. New One!

Wed Apr 1, 2009, 7:23 AM
:iconda-squid: ~ ~Da-Squid has a keen understanding of improvised weaponry. Sure, it's all well and good to grab for your favourite butcher knife when some jack-ass comes to steal your morning mug o' mud, but what happens when you are halfway across the house in the bathroom!

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That's right! You grab the hair dryer and give 'em a face full of scorch. (That's an awesome warrior face!)

~Da-Squid has done an exceptional job of capturing the spirit of the "Coffee and Bullets for Breakfast Club"; the love of java, the appeciation for a comfy robe, the will to win! But most impressive of all, it appears that she even made a treck over to ~Nisori's house and STOLE HIS SOCKS!!! Now that's pluck!

Be sure to check out ~Da-Squid's gallery, it's full of great writing and photography, squid, frogs, and assorted bugs.

For more information on joining the "Coffee and Bullets for Breakfast Club" see this journal entry: [link] . We're offering first time Stock Models a 550-cord bracelet to go along with the secret handshake.

More soon,
Jade

PS I'm obviously kidding about the secret handshake, since you can't shake whilst drinking coffee with one hand and shooting with the other. Serious about the bracelet, though. :D

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Jade's Stock Photo Request Policy:
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As of March 2008, the only stock photos I will produce will be requests. If you need something specific for a project, I'd love to hear your pitch. To clarify, I'm not looking for ideas (I've got plenty of those), I am interested in collaborating with serious artists who need specific images or references. Please see this journal entry for complete details: [link]

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The rule of thumb with my stock is: (Almost) No Rules. Do whatever non-commercial thing you want with them. If you need them to help you make a little dough that's great, just contact me so we can work something out. Thank you.

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:icontwilightamazonstock:
Woo! Decided I had to get in on this business! It's not up to my usual par because I'm at college and not at home with my "studio", but it'll do...

Improvised weaponry for the win!

Guns And Coffee Jade 1
Guns And Coffee Jade 2
Guns And Coffee Jade 3
Guns And Coffee Jade 4
:iconnikashainiquitous:
Wooooo KILLER socks! And killer STOCK too! :D

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:iconnikashainiquitous:
Those slippers are outrageous! I love them! :D

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Have you visited AUTUMN COUNTRY yet? :meditate:
:iconaniphx:
She could always drop the dryer in the tub while someone is in it. ^^

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Fear isn't absent in my eyes. it is only blotted out with courage.

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:icontwilightamazonstock:
XD I got them in Amsterdam. They're house clogs! They're my favorite pair, of all the slippers I've ever had.
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Well Jade, I've finally got a couple of photos for your consideration. I may try to take some better ones later on today, but it all depends on when I finally try to get some sleep.

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yepseeya!
Lukas W.
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maybe tonight I'll join the Coffee and Bullets club... if I have time after work... and I remember...

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES:
THEY'RE NOT GOOD FOR ANYTHING,
BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE
WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS :pointandlaugh:
:iconjademacalla:
Do Eeeeeeeeet!

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:iconjademacalla:
See. Exactly.

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