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Coffee and Bullets for Breakfast Club. Even More!

Thu Apr 2, 2009, 12:11 PM
:icontwilightamazonstock: ~ ~TwilightAmazonStock apparently has WAY too many people trying to get to her coffee! But this is no big deal for her, because she is more than well-stocked with an arsenal of all sorts of exotic weapons.






She's got a knife (a quick glance at the thumb and I thought she had somehow gotten her hands on Talvi [ [link] ] - which would have been disconcerting since her name is also Jade. Hmmmm.), and an umbrella (watch out John Steed), and a Lacrosse crosse (which seems like a good choice), and she's even prepared with ~Da-Squid's hellfire air cannon.

Not only does she have the armament, though, she obviously has the attitude to take care of business.

I really don't think anyone should try to steal Jade's coffee.

Jade, of course, is part of the team that makes up ~TwilightAmazonStock; purveyors of great Stock Art of many types and styles. Be sure to check out her gallery.

For more information on joining the "Coffee and Bullets for Breakfast Club" see this journal entry: . We're offering first time Stock Models a 550-cord bracelet to go along with the secret handshake.

More soon,
Jade

PS I'm obviously kidding about the secret handshake, since you can't shake whilst drinking coffee with one hand and shooting with the other. Serious about the bracelet, though. :D

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Jade's Stock Photo Request Policy:
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As of March 2008, the only stock photos I will produce will be requests. If you need something specific for a project, I'd love to hear your pitch. To clarify, I'm not looking for ideas (I've got plenty of those), I am interested in collaborating with serious artists who need specific images or references. Please see this journal entry for complete details: [link]

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Jade's Stock Usage Boilerplate
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The rule of thumb with my stock is: (Almost) No Rules. Do whatever non-commercial thing you want with them. If you need them to help you make a little dough that's great, just contact me so we can work something out. Thank you.

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:iconnikashainiquitous:
No secret handshake? WTF??? I have dexterous toes! What about a little dance or an eyebrow wiggle, HMMMM???? Sheesh...

:stalks off muttering over the lack of secret handshakes:



;)

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:icondark-nights-phantom:
My submission for the club. [link]

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"All men are ignorent... just in different fields."
-Einstein :yoda:
:cylon:~~:cylon:~~:cylon:~~:cylon:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES:
THEY'RE NOT GOOD FOR ANYTHING,
BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE
WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS :pointandlaugh:
:iconjademacalla:
Well at least we have a secret milk shake...

You know about that, right?

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:iconnikashainiquitous:
: perk: Now you're talking!

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:iconsurfzoned:
I vote the secret handshake for 'The League of Fail' be a double take with one raised eye!!

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Scoundrels have to stick together (no one else will have anything to do with us)!!!
:iconjademacalla:
Shhhhhhhhhhhh.

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:iconnikashainiquitous:
But during the double take, you have to trip on a crack in the sidewalk or something, cuz you're not paying attention :P

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:iconsurfzoned:
That might work. I'll amend it to tripping while doing a double take while raising one eye and spilling coffee on yourself in the process. It just screams Fail!!
=)

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