A God Walks Into A Bar...''Do you even know who I am?'' The man called in frustration, his horned helmet shaking angrily on top of his head:
''Do you not recognize these, clothes this staff, this very visage of power before you?''
The bartender calmly looked at the man before him:
''Are you from the IRS?''
The man bit his underlip, pondering whether or not to smite the man where he stood.
''No! I am not from the bloody IRS.''
''That's good,'' The bartender said while cleaning a glass.
''I don't like the IRS.''
''Are you even listening, I'm a god, an Asgardian, the rightful leader of Valhalla, I am Loki the magnificent!'' Loki exclaimed, not even sure why he bothered attempting to explain these facts to the man in front of him. Then again, his standards for getting recognized had been lowered after having been defeated by the Avengers.
''I tried conquering the world you know, it was all over the news, it was a glorious fight with an alien invasion and the whole shebang.'' He exclaimed once more, waving his staf
J4B not only captured the essence of our horned,
arrogant, slightly whiny friend, he also did an excellent
job of presenting the bartender; just a normal guy
trying to get along with his patrons while keeping
his bar running smoothly - not an easy task under
the circumstances. A great job by J4B
A 'God' Walks Into A Bar ContestImage No. 3 - "Don't Trick A Trickster"
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